Issac Hayesimov's Three Laws of Robotics

From Engadget comes this great mash-up – Isaac Hayesimov's Three Laws of Robotics:

A robot must risk his neck for his brother man, and may not cop out when there’s danger all about.

A robot must be a sex machine to all the chicks, except where such actions conflict with the will of his main woman.

A robot must at all times strive to be one bad motha-shutchyomouth.

Right on!

Comments

[Jane]

And a fourth, A robot should be a chef to all elementary school boys.

Jane
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