Last Tuesday, my son Jess and I saw the San Jose Sharks play the New Jersey Devils at Prudential
Center in Newark. We sprang for club seats, which come with free food (buffet, pizza, cookies, soda, etc.). We were just about the only guys in the club wearing Sharks jerseys, prompting some hostile stares from the local fans.
Me (taking free pizza): This is just like eating at Google!
Jess: Except that everybody wants to kill us.