Found poem

I was sitting at the table eating breakfast yesterday when I started noticing sentences and phrases on objects on the table. It sounded like poetry to me, so I wrote it down. Comments and interpretations are welcome. Or, write your own and I'll link to it.

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a found poem by Scott Knaster

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Made in Brazil
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A note from...

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REMITTANCE COPY

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isit Maggie Brown's
Charcot-Marie-Tooth Disease
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DIRECT SALES
USA 37
DON'T FORGET
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Please help us keep this neighborhood litter-free
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Recycled-content paper

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Refrigerate after opening
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WE THANK YOU

Comments

[Scott]

Somebody should record it as a song. We're talking hit single.

[markd2]

Anyone around here with l33t Grajeband skills? This half is not the void you're looking for.

[Scott]

It just hit me: my most favoritest band in the world, They Might Be Giants, would be perfect for this project. If only I knew how to convince John and John. Any ideas?

[Dave]

I hope you put all that junk in the Thank You! container when you were done with it...

[Dave]

I hope you put all that junk in the Thank You! container when you were done with it...