Opening Day used to be one of the coolest things about baseball. Every April, on a lovely Monday, the season started for real with a game in Cincinnati, birthplace of professional ball. There was a parade to celebrate before the game. Later that day and the days that followed, one by one, each team would play its home opener, as spring and hope arrived.
Then, a few years ago, Major League Baseball and ESPN conspired to move the first game to Sunday night so that it could be televised at a more convenient time. So while two teams played a real game, all the others were finishing their exhibitions. Bleah.
This year is the worst abomination yet. In the name of promotion, Opening Day will take place in Tokyo, where the Yankees will play some team called Tampa (another baseball abomination). The game takes place in the middle of the night in the U.S (tonight/tomorrow morning, I think). It's going to happen 5 days before anybody else plays a real game, while the other teams are still playing exhibition games. ESPN cares so little about the game that although they're televising it, they're not even sending announcers: the crew will watch from the studio while broadcasting.
Weird. Bizarre. Stupid. Way to go, Major League Baseball!
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